🎣 GRUMPY GRANDPA’S ANTI-CHEATING POLICY
aka: “You Cheat, You’re Out. Period.”
Hey there, slick — before you go tryin’ to rig the system like a backwater poker game, let ol’ Grumpy Grandpa explain how this works:
This here’s a community. A competition. A good ol’-fashioned digital fishin’ throwdown where real anglers earn real prizes. And we don’t take kindly to folks tryin’ to stack the deck with fake accounts, AI fakery, or any other backdoor shenanigans.
🔍 Our System Ain’t Dumb
We’ve built this platform smarter than a two-pound crappie dodgin’ a rusty hook:
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We can tell if you’re using the same internet connection to make a bunch of bogus accounts.
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We can sniff out AI-generated images like a bloodhound on a crawdad trail.
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We track patterns — vote spam, email duplications, and anything else that don’t smell right.
So if you’re thinkin’ about creatin’ a bunch of burner emails to vote yourself to victory?
Don’t. Just don’t.
⚖️ What Happens If You Try It
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Your votes? Deleted.
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Your points? Gone.
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Your account? Banned for life.
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Your dignity? Well… that’s on you.
💸 And Here’s the Kicker…
Every time someone cheats, we have to waste hours cleanin’ it up. That’s real time. Real effort. Real money.
And the more time we spend catchin’ cheaters, the less money we’ve got for prizes, giveaways, or makin’ this place more awesome for the real Granglers who play fair.
So if you’re cheatin’?
You’re not just breakin’ rules — you’re takin’ cash outta the prize pool - and my hands.
And around here, that makes you lower than a bottom-feedin’ bait thief.
✅ Fair Play Rules:
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1 real person = 1 real vote
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Your friends are welcome to join in and vote for your catch — just do it the honest way.
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Play fair, post proud, and let the fishin’ (and friendly smack talk) do the rest.
You want to win? Then win the right way.
Because Grandpa’s got no patience for digital dock rats.
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Earle McSnaggle (Grumpy Grandpa)
Grangler Nation Sheriff, Cheater Catcher, and Dock Judge Extraordinaire