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What Do You Get for Becoming a Grangler?

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Becoming a Grangler ain’t like joining a country club — unless your country club runs on black coffee, duct tape, and a healthy disrespect for influencer fishermen. This is for the stubborn, the sarcastic, and the seriously hooked.

We’re not selling hype. We’re building a brotherhood (and sisterhood) of real-deal anglers who know that sometimes the best fish stories come with a side of mosquito bites and busted reels.

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🎁 JOIN TODAY AND AUTOMATICALLY BE ENTERED TO WIN:

 

May 2025 -  $100 Cash + a heaping pile of Grumpy Grandpa SWAG

(and that's ON TOP of our $1000 fish challenge)

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🔥 Member Perks

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🎣 Early Access Fishing Reports
Skip the fluff. Get Grandpa’s grumpy, up-to-date fishing reports from over 300,000 U.S. fishing spots before the public does.

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💬 Community Cred
Post, comment, and connect across our Facebook pages and (soon) private blog. If you’ve got opinions, you’ll fit right in.

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📸 Submit Your Catch
Only registered Granglers can post brag photos. And yes, we might roast you — lovingly.

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🎁 Monthly Giveaways
We throw gear, bait, and bragging rights into the wild every month. No catch — just catches.

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👴 Grumpy Grandpa Newsletter
Straight from the garage: fishing rants, weather gripes, and surprisingly solid fishing advice. Maybe.

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Still sitting there thinking about it?
That fence ain't gonna catch fish. Hit the dang button.

🎣 Grangler Nation Giveaway – Official Rules

 

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
Open to U.S. residents age 18 and older. By joining Grangler Nation, you’ll be automatically entered for a chance to win one (1) grand prize of $100 USD, plus runner-up prizes including Grangler Nation hoodies, barrel caps, and baseball caps.

 

📅 Giveaway Period

  • Starts: January 1, 2025

  • Ends: December 31, 2025

  • Monthly Drawings will occur throughout the year.

  • Monthly contests end on the last day of the month

  • Winners announced on 1st day of following month

  • Winners will be contacted no later than the 5th of each month

 

🎁 How to Enter

  • Fill out the Grangler Nation signup form.

  • Limit: One (1) entry per person.

  • Duplicate entries will be disqualified faster than a tangled fishing line.

 

🎯 Winner Selection

  • Winners are selected at random from all eligible entries.

  • Notifications will be sent via email.

  • If a winner doesn't respond within 5 days, a new winner will be picked.

 

⚖️ Official Stuff

  • Open to U.S. residents only, age 18+

  • Void where prohibited

  • No purchase, payment, or fishing license required to enter

  • By entering, you agree to receive occasional fishing updates and rants from Grumpy Grandpa. You can unsubscribe anytime. Grandpa won’t cry. Much.

 

🛑 Important Note

This is not a fishing tournament or contest of skill.
No fishing, catch, or proof of activity is required to enter or win. Winners are selected randomly as part of a promotional giveaway.

This promotion is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by Facebook, Instagram, or Meta.

Questions? Reach out to:
📧 grumpygrandpafishingreports@gmail.com

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