🧓🏼 Start Here Ya Dingus

A step-by-step guide for folks who still think double-clicking is how the internet works.

 

🪵 Step 1: Just Browsin’? Fine.

 

You don’t need a membership. You don’t need an account.
You just wanna poke around like some dockside rubbernecker?

✅ You can read today’s fishing reports.

✅ You can view the Dock Walk Leaderboard.

✅ You can view the Brag Board.

✅ You can view the Brag Board Leaderboard.
No voting. No posting. No glory. Just window shoppin' for bites.

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🎣 Step 2: Become Part of the Grangler Nation

 

Now we’re talkin'.
You’re ready to join the crew, not just spy on it.

When you join the Grangler Nation (yes, it’s free), you unlock the good stuff:

✅ Your own Grumpy Grandpa’s Dock Walk profile page
✅ Access to tomorrow’s fishing reports (because you ain’t psychic)
✅ The power to vote on Brag Board entries
✅ The chance to browse everyone else's digital cooler
✅ Oh — and you earn points for doing just about anything

If you’re gonna loiter here, you might as well get rewarded for it.

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👉 Join the Grangler Nation: 💡 Smash that ☰ icon or login button at the top of the page

 

🧢 Step 3: Ready to Kick It Up a Notch?

 

Oh ho — look who’s feelin’ fancy now.

Here’s where you upgrade to a paid membership and really start flexin’:

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Why upgrade? Because in Grumpy Grandpa’s Dock Walk, points mean prizes.

 

$400 cash, Grangler gear, leaderboard fame — and that sweet, sweet validation you never got from your high school football coach.

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👉 See Membership Options

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🧓🏼 Grandpa’s Last Word:

“You start by readin’. You stick around by clickin’.
And if you’re lucky — you leave with a prize and maybe an ounce of self-respect.”

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