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Lookin’ for a place to fish and  pretend you’re into nature? California’s got ya covered. From mountain lakes so quiet you can hear your...

So, you wanna catch a striped bass? Good. You’ve got taste — and hopefully a backbone, because these fish aren’t here to make your life...

Alright, listen up you screen-scrolling guppies — if you're trying to catch fish without first figuring out if the lake’s hotter than a...

A salty tale from Grumpy Grandpa You ever hear some fella brag, “Montauk is the Fishing Capital of the World ”? Yeah, I’ve heard it...

You wanna catch striped bass in the California Delta? Bless your optimistic little heart. You’re either brave, stupid, or both — which puts you in good company. I’ve been fishing this maze of muddy veins since gas was under a dollar, and I’m still making the same mistakes every spring. If you want a real crash course — not that YouTube influencer garbage — saddle up. I’m Grumpy Grandpa, and I’ve got the backaches and bad attitude to prove it.

I didn’t build this website to get famous—I built it because most fishing reports are trash. Outdated, sugar-coated, or written by folks who think a Ned Rig is a TikTok dance. So I grabbed my grandson Gary (who actually knows how buttons work) and we built something better. Real-time reports, no fluff, all sass. If you want trendy gear reviews, go elsewhere. If you want to know what’s biting and what ain’t, welcome to the crankiest corner of the internet.